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Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.
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Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
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There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
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At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé at thirty, almost senile at forty, not so old and at fifty, positively skittish.
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
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A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
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A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
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A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.
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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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