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Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
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A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
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A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
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the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
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A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.
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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.
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At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé at thirty, almost senile at forty, not so old and at fifty, positively skittish.
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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