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No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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A fool and her money are soon courted.
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
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A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
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A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.
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Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
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There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
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