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No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.
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