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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
Humorist
Journalist
Laughing
Kissed
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Women
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