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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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A fool and her money are soon courted.
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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.
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Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
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Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers.
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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
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Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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