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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
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Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
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What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
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A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
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It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
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