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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it.
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Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.
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A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
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Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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