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A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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