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A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
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Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
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Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.
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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
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