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A man is like a cat chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Helen Rowland
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Helen Rowland
Age: 74 †
Born: 1875
Born: January 1
Died: 1950
Died: January 1
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more than merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
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