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The first coffee of the morning is never, ever, ready quickly enough. You die before it’s ready and then your ghost pours the resurrection potion out of the moka pot.

Helen Oyeyemi

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Helen Oyeyemi
Age: 39
Born: 1984
Born: December 10
Novelist
Writer
Helen Olajumoke Oyeyemi
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Ghost
Enough
Coffee
Never
Quickly
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Morning
Potion
Dies
Pours
Ever
Pot
Firsts
Resurrection

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