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You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.

Helen Fielding

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Helen Fielding
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: February 19
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9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then it is all the same. Suppose I have to make it different. But what am I going to do with my life? I know. Will eat some cheese.
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..we were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to 'expect little, forgive much'.
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