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You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

Heidi Julavits

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Heidi Julavits
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: April 20
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Journalist
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Portland
Maine
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Western
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Acupuncture
Screwed

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I wouldn't be myself if I weren't always trying to be someone else. I only have so much time on this earth and I want to be as many people as possible.
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I needed to understand this random bad bit of luck as part of a bigger design. Otherwise I was suffering meaninglessly. This made the suffering a lot worse.
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