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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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When people grow gradually rich their requirements and standard of living expand in proportion, while their present-giving instincts often remain in the undeveloped condition of their earlier days. Something showy and not-too-expensive in a shop is their only conception of the ideal gift.
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Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.
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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.
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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.
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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.
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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.
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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.
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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go and as cooks go, she went.
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There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
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The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.
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Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.
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Romance at short notice was her speciality.
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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar Khayyám. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.
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