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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.
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Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.
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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.
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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older they merely know more.
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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
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But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
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