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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.
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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.
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Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.
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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.
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I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar Khayyám. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.
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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.
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A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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