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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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Sherard Blaw, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.
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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older they merely know more.
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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.
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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.
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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
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On horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu god, at least four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the horse soothingly on the neck.
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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.
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Find yourself a cup the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.
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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.
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