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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Hector Hugh Munro

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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.
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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.
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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.
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