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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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Hector Hugh Morro
H. H. Morro
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I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar Khayyám. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep.
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But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
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Find yourself a cup the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.
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People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.
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You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.
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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.
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A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.
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The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.
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I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.
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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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