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A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older they merely know more.
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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.
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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.
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