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Find yourself a cup the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.
Hector Hugh Munro
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Hector Hugh Munro
Age: 45 †
Born: 1870
Born: December 18
Died: 1916
Died: November 13
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Hector Hugh Morro
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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.
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I am not collecting copies of the cheaper editions of Omar Khayyám. I gave the last four that I received to the lift-boy, and I like to think of him reading them, with FitzGerald's notes, to his aged mother. Lift-boys always have aged mothers shows such nice feeling on their part, I think.
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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.
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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.
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On horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu god, at least four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the horse soothingly on the neck.
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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.
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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.
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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.
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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.
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Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.
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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go and as cooks go, she went.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.
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