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What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.
Harris Wittels
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Harris Wittels
Age: 30 †
Born: 1984
Born: April 20
Died: 2015
Died: February 19
Comedian
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Television Producer
Houston
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Weeks
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Jason
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