Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

Animation wasn't my love, but drawing was. I loved drawing, and when it came time to graduate from high school, I looked around and it was like, Wow, I don't really want to study math. I don't really want to study science. I don't really want to study literature. Is there a place where I can go and draw cartoons?