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I usually say I write for the smartest, cleverest, wittiest audience I know, and that's me.

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Harlan Ellison
Age: 84 †
Born: 1934
Born: May 27
Died: 2018
Died: June 27
Film Critic
Journalist
Literary Critic
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
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Cleveland
Ohio
Harlan Jay Ellison
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My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths.
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I think [religion] is presumptuous and I think it is silly, because it makes you believe that you are less than what you can be. As long as you can blame everything on some unseen deity, you don’t ever have to be responsible for your own behavior.
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.
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You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
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They minute people fall in love they become liars.
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That's probably one of my biggest gripes with the Internet - that it settles for mediocrity and disinformation, which puts all information on the same level. Everything has the same value, whether it's Albert Einstein speaking, or yoohoo27@msn.com.
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Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning the end will take care of itself.
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When belief in a god dies, the god dies.
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Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion.
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When you're all alone out there, on the end of the typewriter, with each new story a new appraisal by the world of whether you can still get it up or not, arrogance and self-esteem and deep breathing are all you have. It often looks like egomania. I assure you it's the bold coverup of the absolutely terrified.
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Y is for YGGDRASIL. The legendary Nordic ash tree with its three roots extending into the lands of mortals, giants, and Niflheim, the land of mist, grows in Wisconsin. Legend has it that when the tree falls, the universe will fall. Next Wednesday, the State Highway Commission comes through that empty pasture with a freeway.
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I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
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You must never be afraid to go there.
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Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
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Like a wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we were, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment.
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