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I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in love with. That was pretty awful. Did you know that in poetry, every line does not need to rhyme?
Hari Kondabolu
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Hari Kondabolu
Age: 42
Born: 1982
Born: October 21
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