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I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a stand in line for sneakers type of dude.

Hannibal Buress

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Hannibal Buress
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 4
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Chicago
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Hannibal Amir Buress
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