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I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.
Hannibal Buress
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Hannibal Buress
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 4
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Hannibal Amir Buress
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My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.
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There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
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