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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

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Hannibal Buress
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 4
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Hannibal Amir Buress
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I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.
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I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.
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I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high.
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My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.
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When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.
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There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'
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When people go through something rough in life, they say, I'm taking it one day at a time. Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
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I play myself on everything I do.
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Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.
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I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet with social media or web videos and now there's so many networks and TV shows.
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There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
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Acting is fun it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.
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I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.
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We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I hear some of the stuff you talk about and if that's close to what you're thinking about, I don't want to be around that, so keep me and my family out of your thoughts, unless you're thinking of making me a sandwich.
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I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at home and do nothing? 'Cause that's what your prayers are you doing nothing while I struggle with a situation. Don't pray for me - make me a sandwich or something.
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I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
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I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a stand in line for sneakers type of dude.
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I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could definitely knock out three lines.
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