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I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

Hal Sparks

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Hal Sparks
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: September 25
Actor
Comedian
Guitarist
Musician
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Dallas
Texas
Hal Harry Magee Sparks
Hal Harry Magee Sparks III
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