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H. L. Mencken
Age: 75 †
Born: 1880
Born: September 12
Died: 1956
Died: January 29
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Henry Louis Mencken
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Men always try to make virtues of their weaknesses. Fear of death and fear of life both become piety.
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The Jews fastened their religion upon the Western world, not because it was more reasonable than the religions of their contemporaries - as a matter of fact, it was vastly less reasonable than many of them - but because it was far more poetical.
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He slept more than any other president, whether by day or by night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.
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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.
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God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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There are two impossibilities in life: just one drink and an honest politician.
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The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it has been cured of one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
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Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man.
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If there were only three women left in the world, two of them would immediately convene a court-martial to try the other one.
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School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers.
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Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
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How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.
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The first kiss is stolen by the man the last is begged by the woman.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave upon some lonely ash-dump and a soul roasting in hell.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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If experience teaches us anything at all, it teaches us this: that a good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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So few men are really worth knowing, that it seems a shameful waste to let an anthropoid prejudice stand in the way of free association with one who is.
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