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A poet over 30 is pathetic
H. L. Mencken
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H. L. Mencken
Age: 75 †
Born: 1880
Born: September 12
Died: 1956
Died: January 29
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Henry Louis Mencken
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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.
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The first kiss is stolen by the man the last is begged by the woman.
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Whenever I write anything that sets up controversy its meaning is distorted almost instantly. Even the editorial writers of newspapers seem to be unable to understand the plainest sentence.
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No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her.
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The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.
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I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.
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Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
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Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
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The two main ideas that run through all of my writing, whether it be literary criticism or political polemic are these: I am strong in favor of liberty and I hate fraud.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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Why do men delight in work? Fundamentally, I suppose, because there is a sense of relief and pleasure in getting something done - a kind of satisfaction not unlike that which a hen enjoys on laying an egg.
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A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to ruleāand both commonly succeed, and are right.
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I think the Negro people should feel secure enough by now to face a reasonable ridicule without terror. I am unalterably opposed to all efforts to put down free speech, whatever the excuse.
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A politician normally prospers under democracy in proportion ... as he excels in the invention of imaginary perils and imaginary defenses against them.
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The essence of self-fulfillment and autonomous culture is an unshakable egotism.
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