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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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