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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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