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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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