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Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
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Time wounds all heels.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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