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The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Sincerity
Fake
Honesty
Words
Two
Important
Made
World

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