Quote

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
World
Comedians
Commodity
Comedian
Precious
Valuable
Stones
Gold
Much
Rarer

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
Groucho Marx
Image
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
Groucho Marx
Image
I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
Image
The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
Image
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Groucho Marx
Image
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
Groucho Marx
Image
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Groucho Marx
Image
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx
Image
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
Groucho Marx
Image
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
Image
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho Marx
Image
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
Image
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Groucho Marx
Image
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Groucho Marx
Image
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
Image
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Image
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx
Image
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Groucho Marx
Image
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx