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Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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