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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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