Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Club
Clubs
Members
Accepting
Kind
Like
People
Accepts
Join
More quotes by Groucho Marx
I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
Groucho Marx
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
Groucho Marx
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Groucho Marx
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
Groucho Marx
Any place I hang my head is home.
Groucho Marx
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
What have future generations ever done for us?
Groucho Marx
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
Groucho Marx
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Groucho Marx
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Groucho Marx
