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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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