Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
Groucho Marx
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Wife
Routine
Names
Humorous
Funny
Calling
Unsuspecting
Mean
Rules
Naming
Husband
Defenseless
Baby
Cursing
Goes
Babies
Name
Established
More quotes by Groucho Marx
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Groucho Marx
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
Groucho Marx
It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Groucho Marx
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Groucho Marx
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Groucho Marx
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
Groucho Marx
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Groucho Marx
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Groucho Marx
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
Groucho Marx
I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Groucho Marx
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
Groucho Marx
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Groucho Marx
Any place I hang my head is home.
Groucho Marx
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
Groucho Marx
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
Groucho Marx