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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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