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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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