Quote

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Thinking
Wait
Clean
Outside
Inspiration
Waiting
Something
Think

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Groucho Marx
Image
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
Image
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Groucho Marx
Image
Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
Groucho Marx
Image
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
Groucho Marx
Image
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Groucho Marx
Image
I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
Groucho Marx
Image
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
Image
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Groucho Marx
Image
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Groucho Marx
Image
Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
Groucho Marx
Image
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
Groucho Marx
Image
Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
Groucho Marx
Image
Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
Groucho Marx
Image
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx
Image
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx
Image
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Image
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
Groucho Marx
Image
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
Groucho Marx
Image
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Groucho Marx