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I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Vitamin
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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