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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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