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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Obscene
Heard
Women

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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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