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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Diets
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Humor
Palatable
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Recommended
Today
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