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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Shower
Showers
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
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